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Joey Green

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Joey Green is the author of thirty books, including How They Met, Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose, You Know You’ve Reached Middle Age If…, and The Mad Scientist Handbook. A native of Miami, Florida, he is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife two daughters.

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