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Johanna Gohmann

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Johanna Gohmann is an essayist, humor writer, and children’s book author whose work has appeared in The New Yorker, The Cut, and McSweeney’s, among other publications. She currently makes her home in Brooklyn, where she lives with her Irish computer nerd husband and their Scorpio son. You can find her at JohannaGohmann.com and on Instagram at @johannagohmann.

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All Toddlers Are Scorpios
All Toddlers Are Scorpios

All Toddlers Are Scorpios

by Johanna Gohmann, Illustrated by Emily Flake

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