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P. D. Witte

About the Author

Phil Witte is a humor writer, cartoonist, and journalist. His joke books on turning 50 and 60 have sold over 150,000 copies to date. His website is http://www.philwitte.net.

Steve Mark is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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What You Don’t Know About Turning 60
What You Don’t Know About Turning 60

What You Don’t Know About Turning 60

by P. D. Witte

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What You Don’t Know About Turning 50
What You Don’t Know About Turning 50

What You Don’t Know About Turning 50

by P. D. Witte

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