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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

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By Ben Schwartz

By Laura Moses

Read by Ben Schwartz

Read by Laura Moses

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On Sale
Oct 17, 2017
Publisher
Hachette Audio
ISBN-13
9781478999850

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$4.99

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  1. Trade Paperback

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A hilarious illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial.

For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You’re on a date. It’s going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you’re a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you’re going to die alone, right? Maybe not!

Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tips — complete with illustrations — that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don’ts of dating. In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from “Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!” to “Stop playing games, idiot!” and, of course, “PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, A**HOLE!” Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • Topic
  • Men, Women & Relationships

Ben Schwartz is an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He's starred in the television shows House of Lies and Parks and Recreation as well as the films This Is Where I Leave You and The Walk. He is the co-author of the national bestseller Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals and its two sequels.

Laura Moses is an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits include Married on FX, the 50th Anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestseller Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben's bio.

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Ben Schwartz

About the Author

Ben Schwartz is an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He’s starred in the television shows House of Lies and Parks and Recreation as well as the films This Is Where I Leave You and The Walk. He is the co-author of the national bestseller Grandma’s Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals and its two sequels.

Laura Moses is an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits include Married on FX, the 50th Anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestseller Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben’s bio.

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