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If Kids Ruled the School

Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems

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Contributors

Selected by Bruce Lansky

Illustrated by Stephen Carpenter

Formats and Prices

On Sale
Jul 3, 2012
Page Count
80 pages
Publisher
Running Press
ISBN-13
9781442455702

Price

$7.99

Price

$9.99 CAD

Format

ebook

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If Kids Ruled the School contains 50 giggle-inducing poems about school, covering everything from homework and tests to school lunches and detention. The book contains poems by Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Brod Baggert, Linda Knaus, Ted Sheu and Dave Crawley. The poems have been tested (and enjoyed) by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary school children. iParenting Media Awards Back to School 2004 Winner: Poetry

If you’ve ever tried to convince Mom and Dad that the F on your report card stands for “fabulous,” this hilarious collection of school poems is for you! In the tradition of the popular anthology No More Homework! No More Tests!, this book covers wild and wacky school topics, like bringing skunks to show-and-tell, falling asleep at your desk, and ripping your pants on the playground. The big-timers of children’s poetry have converged on the pages of this book to deliver the very best in school poetry. Just ask the hundreds of elementary-school students who helped Bruce Lansky handpick these poems: Each poem is guaranteed to make you giggle, grin, and/or guffaw!

Genre:

  • Children's Books
  • Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Poetry
  • Humorous

Series:

  • Giggle Poetry

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Giggle Poetry

Miles of Smiles
Miles of Smiles
A Bad Case of the Giggles
A Bad Case of the Giggles
Mary Had a Little Jam
Mary Had a Little Jam
When The Teacher Isn’t Looking
When The Teacher Isn’t Looking
What I Did on My Summer Vacation
What I Did on My Summer Vacation
My Teacher’s In Detention
My Teacher’s In Detention
No More Homework! No More Tests!
No More Homework! No More Tests!
Kids Pick The Funniest Poems
Kids Pick The Funniest Poems
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