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My Horizontal Life

A Collection of One Night Stands

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By Chelsea Handler

Formats and Prices

On Sale
Apr 30, 2013
Page Count
240 pages
Publisher
Grand Central Publishing
ISBN-13
9781455577521

Price

$7.99

Price

$9.99 CAD

Format

  1. Trade Paperback

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  1. ebook $7.99 $9.99 CAD
  2. Trade Paperback $19.99 $25.99 CAD

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In this raucous collection of personal stories, the bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty.

My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • Form
  • Essays

Series:

  • A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazin
  • A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing

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Chelsea Handler

About the Author

Born in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, Chelsea Handler is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!’s Chelsea Lately.

http://www.eonline.com/chelsealately
http://www.myspace.com/chelseahandler

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