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Swine Not?

A Novel Pig Tale

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Illustrated by Helen Bransford

By Jimmy Buffett

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On Sale
May 12, 2009
Page Count
256 pages
Publisher
Back Bay Books
ISBN-13
9780316114059

Price

$19.99

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$25.99 CAD

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Imagine what a pig might say if one were to ask why it lives in one of Manhattan’s swankiest hotels: “Swine not?” Plunge into this irresistible tall tale filled with zany characters and wry humor cooked up by the boundlessly imaginative icon of tropical rock, Jimmy Buffett.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to New York City, they wouldn’t dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has “No Pets” writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff — -especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast — -becomes imperative.

Genre:

  • Fiction
  • Fiction
  • Humorous
  • General

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

  • "[The] grand potentate of the Parrotheads."
    Craig Wilson, USA TODAY
  • "The planet's most successful beach bum."
    New York Daily News

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Helen Bransford

About the Illustrator

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

Learn more about this illustrator

Jimmy Buffett

About the Author

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

Learn more about this author

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