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Swine Not?

A Novel

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Illustrated by Helen Bransford

By Jimmy Buffett

Read by Jimmy Buffett

Read by L.J. Ganser

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On Sale
May 13, 2008
Publisher
Hachette Audio
ISBN-13
9781600240478

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Bestselling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible tale filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, to New York City, they wouldn’t dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has “No Pets” writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff — -especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast — -becomes imperative.

Genre:

  • Fiction
  • Fiction
  • Humorous
  • General

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Helen Bransford

About the Illustrator

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

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Jimmy Buffett

About the Author

Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

Learn more about this author

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