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Life Sentence

The Guy's Survival Guide to Getting Engaged and Married

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By J. D. Smith

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On Sale
Jun 1, 1999
Page Count
160 pages
Publisher
Grand Central Publishing
ISBN-13
9780446674300

Price

$19.99

Price

$25.99 CAD

Format

  1. ebook

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  1. Trade Paperback $19.99 $25.99 CAD
  2. ebook $9.99 $12.99 CAD

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THE FIRST THING THEY PRONOUNCE YOU IN LIFE IS “HUSBAND AND WIFE”. THE NEXT THING IS “DEAD”.

Up till now, preparing for marriage was a lot like preparing for death: You didn’t know what was ahead and there was nothing you could do about it anyway! LIFE SENTENCE changes all that with honest, guy-to-guy advice and counsel. Think of it this way: It’s like getting your grubby hands on the other team’s playbook before the big game. Which is why it’s the one book they — girlfriends, fiancees, and divorce lawyers — don’t want you to read. You’ll gain valuable insights into:

BEING ENGAGED: It’s the romantic equivalent of being in cyberspace. The ring is like signing a lease with an option to buy.

FIDELITY: If you think that fidelity is a raw deal, remember that she made the same deal. With you. You’re the last guy she gets.

GOLF: Never, ever play with her.

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • Topic
  • Marriage & Family

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