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What I’d Say to the Martians

And Other Veiled Threats

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By Jack Handey

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On Sale
Apr 8, 2008
Page Count
192 pages
Publisher
Grand Central Publishing
ISBN-13
9781401322663

Price

$15.99

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$20.99 CAD

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  1. ebook

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Jack Handey is one of America’s favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I’d Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • Form
  • Essays

Jack Handey's bestselling books include the Deep Thoughts series, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats, and Fuzzy Memories. Jack's writing for Saturday Night Live is known worldwide. He has won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award, and his humor has been published in the New Yorker, Playboy, and National Lampoon. Jack's quotations recently appeared in his own line of American Greetings cards.

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Jack Handey

About the Author

Jack Handey‘s bestselling books include the Deep Thoughts series, What I’d Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats, and Fuzzy Memories. Jack’s writing for Saturday Night Live is known worldwide. He has won two Emmy Awards and a Writers Guild of America Award, and his humor has been published in the New Yorker, Playboy, and National Lampoon. Jack’s quotations recently appeared in his own line of American Greetings cards.

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