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Almost Everybody Farts

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By Marty Kelley

Formats and Prices

On Sale
Mar 5, 2019
Page Count
28 pages
Publisher
Union Square Kids
ISBN-13
9781454934301

Price

$8.99

Price

$11.99 CAD

Format

  1. ebook

Format:

  1. Board book $8.99 $11.99 CAD
  2. ebook $9.99 $12.99 CAD

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“A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
 
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart?
 
With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.

Genre:

  • Children's Books
  • Juvenile Fiction
  • Social Themes
  • Manners & Etiquette

Series:

  • Everybody Farts

Writer and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in NH. His picture book, Twelve Terrible Things (Tricycle Press), received a starred review in School Library Journal. Author Christopher Moore (Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff) called it, “An inspired work of dark humor.” Marty is a popular speaker who visits between over 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond. To learn more about Marty, visit martykelley.com.

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Marty Kelley

About the Author

Writer and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in NH. His picture book, Twelve Terrible Things(Tricycle Press), received a starred review in School Library Journal and a glowing write-up in The New York Times by none other than Lemony Snickett. Author Christopher Moore (Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff) called it, “An inspired work of dark humor.” Marty is a popular speaker who visits more than 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond. Marty has been a second-grade teacher, a drummer, and a baker, but by far his favorite job has been writing and illustrating children’s books. To learn more about Marty, visit martykelley.com.

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