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The Crap-tastic Guide to Pseudo-Swearing

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By Michelle Witte

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On Sale
Jun 26, 2012
Page Count
176 pages
Publisher
Running Press
ISBN-13
9780762445097

Price

$9.99

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$12.99 CAD

Format

ebook

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True, dropping a well-placed swear can make even the worst situations seem better, but sometimes a “fudge!” or “sugar!” can be equally satisfying-and won’t land you in trouble. The Craptastic Guide to Pseudo-swearing offers new, creative, and clean ways to express how fetchin’ mad some son of a biscuit made you. Featuring a variety of games, instructions, and helpful hints, Craptastic proves there are endless cussing alternatives for any rassafrackin’ situation. The book offers a dictionary of terms, broken down into craptacular categories including Classics, Sexy Talk, and Safe for Church. Toss in games like Cross-words Puzzle and Play It Safe Hangman, tidbits about noteworthy curses in pop culture, plus a plethora of other interactive features, and you have a book that will turn anyone into a prodigious fake curser in no time.

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • General

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Michelle Witte

About the Author

Michelle Witte has worked in the publishing industry for more than fifteen years as an author, editor, literary agent, and general ne’er do well. She is a fierce advocate for mental healthcare and has spent the past few years connecting individuals with therapists who can help them on their journey toward improved mental well-being. She lives in Utah.

Alex Fine is a freelance illustrator from Baltimore, Maryland.

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