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The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide

A Complete Reference to Surviving the Tiniest Apocalypse

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By Shaenon K. Garrity

By Andrew Farago

Illustrated by Bryan Heemskerk

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On Sale
Aug 28, 2018
Page Count
160 pages
Publisher
Running Press
ISBN-13
9780762491544

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$9.99

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$12.99 CAD

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ebook

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Compiled from the notes of three zombie gnome experts (among them a Van Helsing-like zombie gnome hunter, a horticulture student, and a gardening columnist), this guide includes a detailed study of zombie gnome habits, hiding places, and offensive tactics, as well as an intimate history of the zombie gnome rise and eventual war with humanity.

Empty-eyed, shambling, and hungry for human ankles, the zombie gnome population is on the rise, infesting the backyards of suburbia and attacking innocent lawn ornaments everywhere. While chances of human survival are minimal, readers can arm themselves with TheZombie Gnome Defense Guide to combat their tiny, undead enemies.

Offering strategies for defense against a zombie gnome invasion, the book provides an extensive list of essential weapons and DIY home-fortification tips. Rare illustrations of zombie gnomes in their natural habitat and a priceless collection of never-before-seen photos (housed in an envelope in the back of the book) make this the go-to guide for survivalists in a zombie gnome-infested world.

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  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
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  • Parodies

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Shaenon K. Garrity

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Shannon K. Garrity is a cartoonist and science-fiction writer best known for the webcomics Narbonic and Skin Horse. She lives in Berkeley, California.

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Andrew Farago

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Andrew Farago is the curator of San Francisco’s Cartoon Art Museum. His writing credits include The Looney Tunes Treasury, the Harvey Award-winning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Ultimate Visual History, and Batman: The Definitive History of The Dark Knight. Farago received the prestigious Inkpot Award from Comic-Con International in 2015. He lives in Berkeley, California, with his wife, cartoonist Shaenon K. Garrity, and their son. 
 

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