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I Can’t Believe We Signed Up for This

And Other Observations from the Front Lines of Suburbia

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By Simon Holland

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May 12, 2026
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Hachette Audio
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9781668647028

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The fuel behind the wildly popular social media accounts that bears his name, Simon Holland is a girl dad, husband, and humor writer who also works as a manager in the oil and gas industry during the day. Being the lone Y chromosome in his home, he is often planning his escape strategy how to deal with the estrogen flood that surrounds him. He’s a pretty optimistic guy who is developed his creative side during the pandemic, posting short jokes and clever insights into life in the suburbs that has now drawn over 1 million followers on social media. His popular Rival Dads brand has been optioned for TV by Lionsgate with CBS. He resides with his family in the Atlanta area. 

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Simon Holland

About the Author

The fuel behind the wildly popular social media accounts that bears his name, Simon Holland is a girl dad, husband, and humor writer who also works as a manager in the oil and gas industry during the day. Being the lone Y chromosome in his home, he is often planning his escape strategy how to deal with the estrogen flood that surrounds him. He’s a pretty optimistic guy who is developed his creative side during the pandemic, posting short jokes and clever insights into life in the suburbs that has now drawn over 1 million followers on social media. His popular Rival Dads brand has been optioned for TV by Lionsgate with CBS. He resides with his family in the Atlanta area. 

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