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How Not to Embarrass Your Kids

250 Don'ts for Parents of Teens

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By Zack Elias

By Travis Goldman

Formats and Prices

On Sale
May 30, 2009
Page Count
80 pages
Publisher
Grand Central Publishing
ISBN-13
9780446561112

Price

$8.99

Price

$11.99 CAD

Format

ebook (Digital original)

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Two teenagers named Zack and Travis were recently faced with a serious problem. Was it drugs? Alcohol? Violence in the classroom?

Not that simple. It was their parents.

So these two enterprising teens wrote this book — and created the single most useful (and most hysterically funny) handbook ever. It’s so simple and fun to use, any misguided parent (even you) can learn something. You won’t have to wade through a lot of do’s and don’ts. Just don’ts!
— DON’T wear tight pants!
— DON’T ever come in our bedrooms!
— DON’T ask any questions after a party!
— DON’T talk to the movie screen — the actors can’t hear you!
— DON’T laugh at your own jokes!
— DON’T call us by your pet nicknames when our friends are around!

Genre:

  • Nonfiction
  • Humor
  • Form
  • Parodies

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