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Scott Dikkers

About the Author

Scott Dikkers is a #1 New York Times bestselling author who founded the world’s first humor website, theonion.com. His work has won the Thurber Prize for American Humor, a Peabody, and over 30 Webby Awards. 

A former writer for The Onion, Peter Hilleren is a public radio producer whose top-ten iTunes George W. Bush parody podcast Weekly Radio Address led to his partnering with Dikkers to create Destined for Destiny.

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Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine
Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine

by Not Elon Musk, by Scott Dikkers

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